On closer inspection what first seems to be a killer house is in fact a triple unit block, in such condition as we’ve never seen! (well externally anyway). Not surprisingly the only options the sales pitch give us;
a) monstering a gorgeous 1960s brick facade into a putrid tangle of grey
or b) knocking the whole thing down
are not really doing it for us, so let us opt instead to daydream all day about either;
c) working out a new interior layout to make it a single dream residence for the ages
or d) chasing the coast retirement dream with you two best buds and keeping a unit each in the hippest of co-ops.
Charging up the rascal for the dawn-break, ice-berg swim down the hill, never sounded so inciting.