*Meditating to slow heart rate*

Peter Hall, architect (previously employed to salvage the Sydney Opera House project after Utzon/government drama.)

*Grabs and inhales into paper bag*

Built for Supreme Court Judge and wife, with a keen interest in social and environmental matters.

*Inhales and exhales into paper bag*

Pure mid-70s (1974), bush led aesthetic and uncomplicated design. Light. Warmth. Flow.

*Throws away paper bag, looks for valium*

Barely changed since built; cork, brick, stone and timber survive in natural, unadorned bliss.

*Can’t find valiums, “WHERE IS THE DE-FIB MACHINE?!”*

Being sold by a graciously informed and respectful agent, seeking the same in a buyer.

*Collapses*